Chubby Mommy

Courtney Love — widow of deceased rocker Kurt Cobain — is making headlines for her weight loss: a total of 42 pounds in three months. Three months.

After gaining 40 pounds on a macrobiotic diet, Love says she had a lock installed on her refrigerator.

“My daughter Frances has her carbs in one drawer. I don’t know where it is. I drink shakes and exercise my butt off. No carbs - two shakes and a fish meal. Fish and broccoli really does work!”

No word whether Love, a former stripper, worked the pole as part of her workouts… or how that nasty little heroin habit’s been treating her, either.