Comments on: Conversations With My Cellulite? http://www.chubbymommy.com/dieting-humor/conversations-with-my-cellulite/ Diet, weight loss and health news Mon, 23 Mar 2009 23:15:44 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Chubby Mommy http://www.chubbymommy.com/dieting-humor/conversations-with-my-cellulite/comment-page-1/#comment-316 Chubby Mommy Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:21:43 +0000 You know, just the other day I was saying to myself, "Self, perhaps the reason your garden is dying isn't the unrelenting 95+ degree temperatures we've been having. Perhaps it's because you don't talk to your plants often enough." So, during the 5 bri#comment-316 I keep wishing my fat would go take up residence on the overly thin girl who lives down the street. She's constantly trying to put on weight and I'm constantly trying to lose it. You'd think my fat cells could do something noble like go live where they're wanted, but nooooo. I keep wishing my fat would go take up residence on the overly thin girl who lives down the street. She’s constantly trying to put on weight and I’m constantly trying to lose it. You’d think my fat cells could do something noble like go live where they’re wanted, but nooooo.

]]> By: FoxyLady2Be http://www.chubbymommy.com/dieting-humor/conversations-with-my-cellulite/comment-page-1/#comment-312 FoxyLady2Be Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:08:07 +0000 You know, just the other day I was saying to myself, "Self, perhaps the reason your garden is dying isn't the unrelenting 95+ degree temperatures we've been having. Perhaps it's because you don't talk to your plants often enough." So, during the 5 bri#comment-312 Hey, I think I have inspiration for a book! "Improving Your Cellulite Self-Talk". Chapters could include "Sweet Nothings For Your Lumpy Somethings", "How To Master The One Sided Conversation" and "When All Else Fails, Buy Some Nauseatingly Expensive Cream And Rub 'Til You're Raw". I talk to my fat. I tell it that I am increasingly unhappy with the current state of affairs around here. Enough is enough - it's time to stop rebelling against the waist of my jeans and causing major spillage where my shapely mid-section should be. My fat really needs to clean up its act. I am not an amusement park ride or a steep staircase - I don't need no stinkin' handles. My couch is comfortable the way it is... I do not need any more cushion. And for the love of god, my fat needs to get packing because my secret rippling muscles need some time in the spotlight. Hey, I think I have inspiration for a book! “Improving Your Cellulite Self-Talk”. Chapters could include “Sweet Nothings For Your Lumpy Somethings”, “How To Master The One Sided Conversation” and “When All Else Fails, Buy Some Nauseatingly Expensive Cream And Rub ‘Til You’re Raw”.

I talk to my fat. I tell it that I am increasingly unhappy with the current state of affairs around here. Enough is enough – it’s time to stop rebelling against the waist of my jeans and causing major spillage where my shapely mid-section should be. My fat really needs to clean up its act. I am not an amusement park ride or a steep staircase – I don’t need no stinkin’ handles. My couch is comfortable the way it is… I do not need any more cushion. And for the love of god, my fat needs to get packing because my secret rippling muscles need some time in the spotlight.

]]> By: Shelli http://www.chubbymommy.com/dieting-humor/conversations-with-my-cellulite/comment-page-1/#comment-306 Shelli Sun, 19 Aug 2007 13:04:25 +0000 You know, just the other day I was saying to myself, "Self, perhaps the reason your garden is dying isn't the unrelenting 95+ degree temperatures we've been having. Perhaps it's because you don't talk to your plants often enough." So, during the 5 bri#comment-306 Who knew? Who knew?

]]> By: Chubby Mommy http://www.chubbymommy.com/dieting-humor/conversations-with-my-cellulite/comment-page-1/#comment-301 Chubby Mommy Sat, 18 Aug 2007 18:01:02 +0000 You know, just the other day I was saying to myself, "Self, perhaps the reason your garden is dying isn't the unrelenting 95+ degree temperatures we've been having. Perhaps it's because you don't talk to your plants often enough." So, during the 5 bri#comment-301 I have actually been talking to mine. For years, in fact. It goes something like this: Go away! Go away! Go away NOW! I have actually been talking to mine. For years, in fact. It goes something like this: Go away! Go away! Go away NOW!

]]> By: Malin http://www.chubbymommy.com/dieting-humor/conversations-with-my-cellulite/comment-page-1/#comment-300 Malin Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:53:21 +0000 You know, just the other day I was saying to myself, "Self, perhaps the reason your garden is dying isn't the unrelenting 95+ degree temperatures we've been having. Perhaps it's because you don't talk to your plants often enough." So, during the 5 bri#comment-300 Haha! Funniest thing I've heard in a long time! Talking to my fat cells? Haha! ;) Haha! Funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time! Talking to my fat cells? Haha! ;)

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