Feel My Pain

Ugh For future reference, and the benefit of those to come, when switching from a standard, unhealthy diet to one that’s chock full o’ fruit and veg goodness, I’d advise doing it slowly.

According to my scale, I’ve lost 3 pounds this week. But according to the waistband of my pants, I’m due to give birth any moment.

I have a feeling the “whoosh” that’s coming up isn’t quite the same thing that the Atkins dieting crowd talks about.

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Oh yes. That part does suck. It took a good two or three weeks to get over that part.

Comment by sarahk on November 2, 2007 at 8:20 pm

Two or three WEEKS? Oh, my. I haven’t had a decent dump for five looooong days, and I’ve reached the point that when I’m not sloshing as I walk, I’m squinting when I sit. Nine to 16 more days of this might kill me… or send me head-first into a pile of double bacon cheeseburgers.

Mmmm…. cheese.

Mmmm…. bacon.

Mmmm…. burgers.

Comment by Chubby Mommy on November 2, 2007 at 10:01 pm

*closes eyes and hurriedly backs out of comment thread*

Some things I’m just not meant to know. :P

Comment by wg on November 3, 2007 at 7:35 pm