Feel My Pain

For future reference, and the benefit of those to come, when switching from a standard, unhealthy diet to one that’s chock full o’ fruit and veg goodness, I’d advise doing it slowly.

According to my scale, I’ve lost 3 pounds this week. But according to the waistband of my pants, I’m due to give birth any moment.

I have a feeling the “whoosh” that’s coming up isn’t quite the same thing that the Atkins dieting crowd talks about.