Apparently, the financial woes plaguing American workers don’t extend to big business, at least not to those engaged in market research. Recently, two experts in that field were asked to analyze their data to determine relationships between voter demographics and what people eat.

No, really.

Their findings? Clinton supporters like Red Lobster, Krispy Kreme and fruit-filled cookies, while Obama backers can’t stand vanilla wafers (No racial jokes, please) but like Cheesecake Factory, Panera Bread and Starbucks. As for those likely to vote for McCain? They prefer Chips Ahoy, Fuddrucker’s and Hardee’s.

As for what your burger says about you, it’s all in the beef. Corn-feed beef lovers tend to side with McCain, while the Obama camp leans toward grass-fed beef. And Clinton’s supporters? They’re big on the fake stuff, preferring Boca (soy) burgers to the real thing.