Be Patriotic: Be Fat!

The U.S. government might have reason to rethink the “war on obesity” given the important role overweight consumers play in the American economy.

What is the price of an in-shape America? If everyone looks like a Greek statue, what happens to the cheeseburger cycle that supports all those farmers, food processors, truck drivers, drive-through clerks and sewer workers? Could an increase in gym memberships really make up for the furniture industry’s loss in steel-reinforced recliners? Are the country’s oppressed butterballs actually its most important assets?

So, OK, no one’s saying that being fat’s actually good for us. But it’s certainly good for the economy!

Posted by Chubby Mommy in Health News
  1. Lisa says:

    It’s good for the economy because they charge extra money for bigger clothes. I got all ticked off on Saturday when I bought two t-shirts…I thought they were 12 bucks each and I got charged 14 each because they were 2X. Nowhere on the sign did it say “larger sizes cost more.” I was too cheesed off to go back to customer service and bitch about it.

    And waitaminit! WTH? OPPRESSED BUTTERBALLS?

  2. Chubby Mommy says:

    Oppressed butterballs? Liberate the turkeys!

    Wasn’t my word choice, honest.

  3. Lisa says:

    Oh, I know. It’s strange…you can call me fat, fluffy, anything….hell, I bust on my own fat ass all the time. But that? That offended me for some reason! And it takes A LOT to offend me! ;-)

  4. Chubby Mommy says:

    Yeah, I’d have preferred “Oppressed I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-Butterballs”!

  5. Annaliese says:

    “Oppressed I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-Butterballs”!

    Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

    Oh crap, I had something snotty to say about the article but you made me laugh so hard I’ve forgotten what it was. That’s more than okay, the laugh was totally worth it! Thanks!