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A Little Dab’ll Do Ya

On a more frequent basis than I care to admit, I say a little prayer asking God to bless the makers of Preparation H. If you’ve given birth, or ever left a bathroom feeling as if you have, then you know exactly what I mean. It’s the kind of relief to which nothing compares (except, perhaps, finally giving birth or leaving a bathroom feeling as if you have).

I have several tubes of the stuff myself: one in each bathroom, and another in my make-up box. My what??? That’s right: my make-up box. Stuff’s invaluable for shrinking zits and those puffy morning-after bags under your eyes. It’s not the only butt-medicine that does double-duty on the face, either (please, resist the urge to make wise cracks): those Tucks pads they dole out to new mothers are soaked in witch hazel, a well-known natural astringent.

Apparently, Preparation H has another use I’d never heard about until now: body-builders are said to be using Preparation H to shrink fat deposits. Of course, non-butt uses aren’t condoned by the ointment’s makers, but I still can’t help wondering: when the hell is someone going to make a body lotion containing this stuff?!



3 Responses to “A Little Dab’ll Do Ya”

  1. Donna B.on 06 Jun 2008 at 5:13 pm

    So I should use it as BODY cream?

    Donna B.’s last blog post..CAUSE

  2. Your Natural Remedieson 09 Jun 2008 at 8:36 am

    Preperation H is great to help reduce the puffiness under your eyes!!

    Your Natural Remedies’s last blog post..Jelly Beans

  3. Chubby Mommyon 09 Jun 2008 at 9:35 am

    As strange as it sounds, yes, it’s awesome under your eyes. So why not on my puffy-looking thighs, too, right? ;)

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