I woke up this morning determined to follow my doctor’s advice and get in 30 minutes of exercise. Unfortunately, after a short walk to the mailboxes by my subdivision’s entrance — a mere two blocks — I wound up returning home so tired that I could barely keep my eyes open during homeschool.

Then I started getting a migraine but managed to forestall that by putting a hot towel on my forehead and a bag of frozen peas on the back of my neck. Weird, I know, but it worked — possibly because I caught it early enough.

Just in time for my stomach to start acting up in ways that kept me shut in the bathroom for darn near an entire hour.

I swear, that’s one trifecta I hope not to hit ever, EVER again.