Most of my friends are already married, so I have little experience with the type of “Bridezilla” that’s now in fashion. Oh, sure, I know most brides try to lose weight before their wedding day. I vaguely recall doing that for my own wedding, although back then I had only 10 lbs. to shed. (Oh, those were the days.)

But brides who tell their bridesmaids they need boob jobs? That takes some massive chutzpah, if you ask me. Kudos to the woman who declined that, even if the bride found a doctor willing to do four bridesmaids for the price of two.

Call me old fashioned if you will, but I don’t think I’d want to know the kind of woman who considered chemical peels and botox to be thoughtful bridesmaid gifts. Seems to me the only one she’s really thinking about is herself. A couple of years down the road when none of those women are talking to her she’ll have only herself to blame.